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by butimarealbear / 07/13/2011 at 9:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by whyme / 07/13/2011 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Love
by 44haley44 / 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
by thiswouldonlyhappentome / 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm / Aruba / Animals
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
by ctop / 05/13/2011 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
by BadgerSpirit / 04/27/2011 at 9:35am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 4:19am / United States (California) / Love
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
by 2classicNot2 / 04/09/2011 at 3:52am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous