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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3018
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9296) - you deserved it (61171)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9221) - you deserved it (52745)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29806) - you deserved it (4244)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (2297)

On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54419) - you deserved it (3324)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version



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