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Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
by lovegame / 06/28/2014 at 11:48am / Singapore / Love
by nh-Amazon / 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
by dunno why we bother / 03/31/2014 at 4:07pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Catuser / 03/05/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by loserr / 02/28/2014 at 12:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Ohgodmother / 02/28/2014 at 4:06am / Australia (Tasmania) / Kids
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
by well SHIT / 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Lori_ftw / 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML
by ThatGuyWithFMLs / 02/25/2014 at 4:31am / Japan (Osaka) / Miscellaneous
by Good choice cat / 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML
by goodbye cruel world / 02/23/2014 at 2:00pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband cracked a "rectum? damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML
by fuck my goddamn life / 02/15/2014 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my house is on lockdown. I recently moved to Georgia from Rhode Island to be with my boyfriend. The state is on high alert for an ice storm. I'm stuck inside with my terrified boyfriend, who's calling it "the storm of the century". I used to walk to school in this weather. FML
by Stuck / 02/12/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to… Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed… Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom.…