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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 November 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Z_Thorn : I love making friends! I dont intentionally flirt with every guy i meet! I have that naturally flirtacious personality! I flirt and dont realize it! I swear! My names Thorn but most call me Z! Either works! Feel free to chat my fellow strangers!

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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58093) - you deserved it (10579)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

#14035490
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45640) - you deserved it (6350)

On 11/30/2010 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by crushed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23692) - you deserved it (50497)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -



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