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ZY1431
  • Town/Country : A city in a state., USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 424
  • Number of comments : 189
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ZY1431 : I work alot of hours at a coffee shop. I love to run. I have an oddball and literal sense of humor. I listen to alot of music top few genres are Djent, Techno, Trance, Rap, Metalcore. im Into paranormal stuff like ghosts and haunted houses. got piercings and tattoos. I like anime and manga (dont judge cause I dont care what you think, im also open to suggestions and recommendations) if you have a need or want to know more about me please leave a message after the beep.

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Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41048) - you deserved it (4333)

On 03/01/2014 at 1:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50582) - you deserved it (11269)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44159) - you deserved it (3045)

On 11/30/2013 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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