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Today, at the daycare center that I volunteer at, a 5 year old boy asked me "What do you do when you really want something?". I told him to try his best to get it and give it his best. He ended up stealing from the donation box and when he was caught he said that I told him to do it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50079) - you deserved it (5811)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:51pm - kids - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Tuesday 3 March 2015

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