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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
by BlueBirdWings / 03/06/2012 at 2:20am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
by LittleRed / 03/05/2012 at 3:45am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/04/2012 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2012 at 12:35am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by imawesome / 03/01/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by eeelise5296 / 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by CptZoe / 02/29/2012 at 1:10pm / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Love
by cfaul001 / 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
by mandygeegoesnom / 02/29/2012 at 12:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Susan / 02/28/2012 at 6:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML
by . / 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm / Virgin Islands British / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…