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Today, I saw a text message on mah husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separatd, followd by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separatd in the first place. FML

#19732983
188 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today , I Went To My Grlfriend's Ouse To Break Up Wit Er. It Was A Ard Decision An Bot Of Us Became Quite Emotionally Overwelmed At Te Time. We Began To Ug As A Final Goodbye , Ten Er Mum Burst In Te Room An Yelled , "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
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On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at a wedding!! After videotaping te ceremony fir a few minutes, my memory was full!! I went to delete anoter video!! I accidentally playd te loudest video I ad!! No one was looking at te bride or groom anymore!! FML

#19722666
117 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by dream1334 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , on the bright side , my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately , this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

#19722662
162 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by must.not.itch. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

#19721854
158 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today.. . my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner.. . followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant . My father visibly scoffed.. . and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot" . Wonderful . mega FML

#19704356
95 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, mah girlfriend stuck her finger up mah butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward an made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
93 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
105 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel 4 the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of mah boyfriend's. FML

#19688308
85 comments

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On 05/27/2012 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by oh lord - Canada (Ontario)

Taday boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand . We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club . I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since .

#19687901
121 comments

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On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Yastarday , I startad my third day of a studant axchanga program in Balgium!! My room-mata is a guy , our bads ara in tha sama room , and ha's always in and out of tha bathroom!! Consaquantly , I don't hava naarly anough privacy to choka tha cock , if u know what I maan!! FML

#19679809
167 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by MySummerinEurope (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN A CRAZY DRUNK GUY NAKED IN FRONT OF A MCDONALD'S, WAVING AT EVERYONE!! YEAH, THAT WAS PROBABLY ME!! FML

#19618137
177 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today... I was having phone sex with boyfriend. Trying to be sexy... I told him what I was doing with vibrator. I heard a loud bang... followd by him shouting... "Why don't u just fucking marry it... then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230
204 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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