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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49229) - you deserved it (4204)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (7835)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30072) - you deserved it (5373)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30072) - you deserved it (5373)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

#19094403
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26779) - you deserved it (9390)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

#19094213
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43680) - you deserved it (2858)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39701) - you deserved it (4001)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

#19091459
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25661) - you deserved it (8182)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML

#19085409
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28236) - you deserved it (3092)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26683) - you deserved it (1967)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26840) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37542) - you deserved it (2850)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31447) - you deserved it (4935)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10515) - you deserved it (122472)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

#19064063
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (6604)

On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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