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  • Town/Country : The Anedote, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 5878
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Z : My life doesn't suck that bad. I don't care about it enough to notice anyway.

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Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21844) - you deserved it (59837)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

#79689 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (2466)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:47pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (39585) - you deserved it (7612)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (528)

I agree, your life sucks (141684) - you deserved it (53034)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (32237) - you deserved it (3976)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

#12002 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (36359) - you deserved it (2716)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (35424) - you deserved it (9065)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)