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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About YuuTheNinjuh : I like anime, video games, and TV. I clearly have no life.
I tell things like it is.
I want to get married and adopt a kid. D'awwwh. c:

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Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

#20062873
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39072) - you deserved it (2103)

On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

#20062588
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13273) - you deserved it (28664)

On 09/08/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by sasquatch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandpa was visiting. My neighbors started blasting out rap music, as they've done nearly 24/7 for months, telling me to fuck off when I complain. He went over and screamed he'd gut them like fish if they didn't pipe down. They did. He's 68 and still more intimidating than me. FML

#20062193
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20047) - you deserved it (4308)

On 09/07/2012 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I received a call from my future sister in-law, telling me that she and her future husband had decided to hold their wedding ceremony on my birthday. I was told not to celebrate my birthday, as it would "take away the attention to the true meaning of the day." FML

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

#20046702
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (5162)

On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML

#20046536
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16060) - you deserved it (37744)

On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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