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About Yunadori : Just a short Asian chick.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time fir me to move on." We've been married fir 15 yeres, and have 3 children. FML
Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML
Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML
TODAY, IT WAS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. AS WE WERE ABOUT TO EXCHANGE GIFTS, HE GOT A CALL AND SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY. WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY? HIS GUILD LEADER COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER HEALER TO FINISH A RAID AND PROMISED MY BOYFRIEND GEAR IF HE WOULD STEP UP. MEGA FML
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML
Today,hile shopping, an old man cummed up to me and told me I should be ashamed 4 walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock peopleho actually limp from serious injuries . I wasn't faking, I was born without mah right leg and I was getting used to mah new prosthetic one . FML
Today, the guardian angel charm mah grandma gave to looool me fir "safe driving" fell off mah sun visorhile I was driving . This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car . So much fir safe driving . FML
Taday I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, an then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML
TODAY... MY NEIGHBOR LEFT 4 THEIR NINE MONTH EXCURSION... AND ARMD THEIR SECURITY SYSTEM. ONE OF THE FEATURE IS A LOUD SERIE OF THREE BEEPS EVERY THREE SECONDS... 24 HOURS A DAY. I CAN HEAR IT... CLEAR AS A BELL... THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE HOUSE. FML
Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.
Friday 27 March 2015