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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Yunadori : Just a short Asian chick.

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Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time fir me to move on." We've been married fir 15 yeres, and have 3 children. FML

#20121146
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41431) - you deserved it (2175)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)

Today,hila mowing tha lawn, I was attackd by an undarground hornat nast. I now hava many stings, two scard dogs, an a mowar still running outsida. Tha hornats r swarming it an soma r sitting on tha lavar, as if to turn it off. It's lika thay know. FML

#20121138
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22928) - you deserved it (1510)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday fir the second time I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months . I'd previously met him last night while he was mugging me . FML

#20120711
250 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML

#20120633
68 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by bastardchild_01 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML

#20120590
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

TODAY, IT WAS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. AS WE WERE ABOUT TO EXCHANGE GIFTS, HE GOT A CALL AND SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY. WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY? HIS GUILD LEADER COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER HEALER TO FINISH A RAID AND PROMISED MY BOYFRIEND GEAR IF HE WOULD STEP UP. MEGA FML

#20120587
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20971) - you deserved it (4088)

On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

TODAY, I GOT MARRID. I RECIEVD A BEAUTIFULLY WRAPPD GIFT FROM MAH DAD. I WAS FULL OF EXCITEMENT UNTIL I OPEND IT AN FOUND TWO TAXIDERMID RABBITS. THE ONES I HAD WHEN I WAS IN THE FIFTH GRADE. FML

#20120354
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23004) - you deserved it (1713)

On 10/16/2012 at 10:48pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER AVING A DREAM WIC INCLUDED SEX WIT A VERY OT GUY. I REALIZED IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET LAID, BECAUSE TE OT GUY WAS BROCK FROM POKÉMON. FML

#20119984
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (6236)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today,hile shopping, an old man cummed up to me and told me I should be ashamed 4 walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock peopleho actually limp from serious injuries . I wasn't faking, I was born without mah right leg and I was getting used to mah new prosthetic one . FML

#20119882
158 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by Faker (woman) - United States

Today, the guardian angel charm mah grandma gave to looool me fir "safe driving" fell off mah sun visorhile I was driving . This scared me enough to cause me to swerve into another moving car . So much fir safe driving . FML

#20119674
99 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, an then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML

#20119594
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27388) - you deserved it (1565)

On 10/16/2012 at 1:25pm - health - by hurtinrealbad - United States (Arizona)

TODAY... MY NEIGHBOR LEFT 4 THEIR NINE MONTH EXCURSION... AND ARMD THEIR SECURITY SYSTEM. ONE OF THE FEATURE IS A LOUD SERIE OF THREE BEEPS EVERY THREE SECONDS... 24 HOURS A DAY. I CAN HEAR IT... CLEAR AS A BELL... THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE HOUSE. FML

#20119554
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21852) - you deserved it (1279)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32036) - you deserved it (18493)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I calld my mom for help. When she came over, she said I lookd like a dead bug, took a picture and postd it on Facebook. FML

#20118333
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23352) - you deserved it (2124)

On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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