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About YummyxBrownie : In college .. Two sisters no brothers and I'm the oldest .. Favorite color is red and favorite season is spring .. I'm black from my father side and white, Puerto Rican and Dominican from my mother side ..
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids just wouldn't look right. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 7:42pm - kids - by K3you - United States (Florida)
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)
Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
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Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML
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On 06/24/2011 at 2:47am - work - by gutav indogop - Switzerland (Aargau)
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States
Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)
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