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Yulia
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 81195
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Yulia : I'm Russian, I'm opinionated, get used to it =)

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Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118 (425)

I agree, your life sucks (43223) - you deserved it (14234)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my exgirlfriend's number. She texted back, "one of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

#1628197 (379)

I agree, your life sucks (20151) - you deserved it (51512)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362760) - you deserved it (401063)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)