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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30055) - you deserved it (2666)

On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
138 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640
165 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
102 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
147 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

#19014850
142 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by Unhelpful (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorses are real. She insists that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. FML

#19011478
359 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML

#18982881
126 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
190 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML

#18976383
164 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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