About Yourheadache : finally back after years without this app, I'm just trying to catch up on the new shit this app has, giving fucks for profiles? so is that like flirting or is like me fucking someone virtually which would definitely be a lot more interesting lol also is Docbastard still around? so many questions so little time. kik- LunaLoveFTW
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Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
by YouWish / 08/24/2016 at 11:57pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2013 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy
by unknown / 04/07/2013 at 1:01pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE / 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
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