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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 September 1989 (27 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1627
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Yourheadache : finally back after years without this app, I'm just trying to catch up on the new shit this app has, giving fucks for profiles? so is that like flirting or is like me fucking someone virtually which would definitely be a lot more interesting lol also is Docbastard still around? so many questions so little time. kik- LunaLoveFTW
btw I miss talking to you, I know you keep stalking me asshole.

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Yourheadache's favorite FMLs

Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML

by oped01 / 10/17/2016 at 8:15pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I have a speech impediment that's recently become more noticeable. My entire family has decided that the best way to go about handling it is to mock me whenever I try to say something. FML

by christacat / 09/28/2016 at 6:24am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

by YouWish / 08/24/2016 at 11:57pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2013 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

by unknown / 04/07/2013 at 1:01pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE / 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML