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YourNextKissXD
  • Town/Country : New York City, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About YourNextKissXD : im friendly perky fun and bisexual:) i also love to laugh (the main reason i love this site!) want to know anything else just ask;)

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Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23514) - you deserved it (4540)

On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocks on the door and introduces himself with a smile, says he wants to know my "schedule." I reply, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he retorts, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (443) - you deserved it (12409)

On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19056) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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