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  • Birth Date : Friday 27 January 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About YourMooseyFate : I'm 20, in my last year of college. I'm an art major. I want to be a high school art teacher. I like to run, mess with computers, and play video games. I'm studying Japanese. I work at tech support at my school and I'm a GA at GameStop.

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Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML


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On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by kthx (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML


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On 10/21/2009 at 4:27am - misc - by sore (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML


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On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML


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On 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by pummy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML


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On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I parked in front of a grocery store and took the portable GPS system off the mount on the dashboard and put it in my pocket so no one would break into my car and steal it. When I got back, the window was smashed and someone had stolen the plastic mount. FML


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On 09/11/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by sucksforme (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by swtkiss1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a customer at one of my tables left his phone number and a smiley face on the credit card slip. I was completely flattered until I looked at the bottom of the slip and realized that he had left me a $0.26 tip. FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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