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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41999) - you deserved it (5640)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42005) - you deserved it (6086)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48242) - you deserved it (5052)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30555) - you deserved it (3553)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29351) - you deserved it (5597)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86537) - you deserved it (6484)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34985) - you deserved it (11949)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

#15493619
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34097) - you deserved it (16740)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42680) - you deserved it (4752)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

#15366691
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37667) - you deserved it (9329)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40541) - you deserved it (6937)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23084) - you deserved it (34659)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46516) - you deserved it (4840)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11994) - you deserved it (41935)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

#14861457
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (7541)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States



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