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YourEvilHero
  • Town/Country : AShford, Connecticut!... USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3459
  • Number of comments : 417
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About YourEvilHero : i like pudding

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (3522)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21577) - you deserved it (2519)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

#16060289
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20528) - you deserved it (4060)

On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70698) - you deserved it (4720)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML

#15600756
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26005) - you deserved it (8606)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

#15493619
115 comments

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On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32538) - you deserved it (3402)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

#15366691
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28061) - you deserved it (7095)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
200 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
108 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36029) - you deserved it (3504)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8436) - you deserved it (32566)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

#14861457
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19680) - you deserved it (6311)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (6169)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12697) - you deserved it (66435)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



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