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  • Town/Country : AShford, Connecticut!... USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1992 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 397
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)