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Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm / United Kingdom (Portsmouth) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
by cockfist / 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML
by fuck you, jack / 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by awkward / 02/22/2014 at 12:39am / United States / Intimacy
by juice723 / 02/01/2014 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by knobbed / 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
by prettylady? / 10/28/2012 at 12:22am / United States / Love
by Ignored / 07/13/2011 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Geek
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
by John / 06/30/2011 at 4:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
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