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YouRuckingFetard
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 December 1994 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 9
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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31654) - you deserved it (7554)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54760) - you deserved it (6720)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (18124)

On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)



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