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YouHaveANiceButt

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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1945 (69 years)
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  • Number of visits : 252
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About YouHaveANiceButt : Hey. You. Message me.
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The 69 is a joke don't ask for nudes.

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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