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by Anonymous / 04/11/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Jenny / 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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