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Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (7381)

On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 5:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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