About Yongchi : 용치 (yongchi: means Peniculus Ostraciontis) Korean here. In a nutshell- Kpop, kimchi, squid, eyes look like this ^_^ and -_-, STARCRAFT.
OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE (It's oppaN. There is an N at the end.)
My real name is not Yongchi.
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Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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On 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by pianoplayer (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
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On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -
Today, while at the nail salon, my boyfriend called. Since I was getting my nails done, I had to put him on speaker. The whole salon heard him break up with me. I can still hear their snickering in my head. FML
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On 02/25/2013 at 6:04pm - love - by HeatherRosure18 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm - misc - by Experience (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML
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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I've been struggling with my English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate. This is because my mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about what a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
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On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 9:37pm - love - by niki (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 10:16pm - love - by Dkim620 (man) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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