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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Friday 19 September 2014