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Yoloyoda
  • Town/Country : london, U.K.
  • Title : Miss
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Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63454) - you deserved it (2634)

On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17248) - you deserved it (85069)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Takuma (man) - United States (Texas)



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