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Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49762) - you deserved it (5702)

On 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by mycar - United States (North Carolina)

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45988) - you deserved it (7502)

On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50651) - you deserved it (6195)

On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42652) - you deserved it (3797)

On 08/13/2013 at 4:19pm - love - by Zanovitch - United States (Michigan)



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