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Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55377) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out thathen I orgasm, mah increasd heret rate causes me to pass out. I also found out mah boyfriend doesn't stophen I'm unconscious. mega FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54548) - you deserved it (8002)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, mah boyfriend calld me an dumpd me. Thrty minutes later he calld asking fir me back. When I askd why, he said "The other grl dumpd me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42740) - you deserved it (4052)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

yesterday ma girlfriend tougt it would be sexy to stick er finger up ma ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finis. Afterward, se said, 'Now you know ow it feels. FML

#15165919
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17705) - you deserved it (83427)

On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, AFTAR SOMA PASSIONATA LOVA MAKING WITH MY HUSBAND, I ACCIDANTALLY FARTAD ON HIS LAG!! HA SHRIAKAD AND FRANTICALLY BAGAN SHAKING HIS LAG WHILA SCRAAMING, "GAT IT OFF! GAT IT OFF!" FML

#15079652
110 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post an a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wila at ma boyfriands placa, I tougt I would ba nica by folding is laundry an putting it away sinca a was working lata . I opanad is sock drawar an sitting on top was a poto of is motar, nakad .

#14753081
254 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, my boyfriand dacidad to ra-anact looool a scana from Family Guy . Ha lockad ma in tha car with him an fartad daadly onas rapaatadly . Ha wouldn't lat ma out until I laarnad to "lova tha gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today my boyfriand and I wara about to taka our first showar togathar . Whan ha cama into tha room ha had swimming trunks on . FML

#14404021
139 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today , I found mah iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting mah cloths out of the washer. FML

#14108522
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11959) - you deserved it (26096)

On 12/06/2010 at 3:31pm - misc - by Kris - United States

Today, I walkad outsida to saa friand frantically waving and running at ma, yalling somathing I couldn't undarstand. I smilad and startad to jog ovar to him until I raalizad ha was scraaming ( RUN!!! ) Wa spant tha naxt 10 minutas running from his naighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
127 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today , I Had To Make Up A Boyfriend To Stop Mah Lesbian Roommate Coming Onto Me. FML

#14021682
83 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today,hile making love to my boyfriend , my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering , I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. real FML

#13998189
150 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 9:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my grlfriendhile cooking dinnerhen she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie!! FML

#13817966
127 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Taday mah boyfriend an I decided to have sex for the first time . While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, your gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)



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