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Today, I trid to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the frst grade. FML

yesterday mah girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. mega FML

#19285505
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32029) - you deserved it (4429)

On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I HAD TO BURY MY HORSE AGAIN BECAUSE COYOTE KEEP DIGGING IT UP . FML

#19230527
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40118) - you deserved it (2975)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah sculpture,hich is very important fir mah art grade, fell from mah desk an broke to pieces. My looool art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. big fat FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (3069)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me!! He turned up the volume!! mega FML

#19131070
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26812) - you deserved it (6326)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States

TODAY, I COULDN’T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MY FIANCÉ UNLESS IT WAS ABOUT DRAGON BALL Z. FML

#19122021
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20855) - you deserved it (6755)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Found Out That Mah Desk Is Perfectly Placed So That Mah Boss Can Shoot Me With A Nerf Gun From His Office. FML

#19118212
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27609) - you deserved it (3612)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

#19113154
164 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah drunkan mothar woka up aftar having passad out an yallad at ma for ditching school. It took half an hour to axplain that it's 5:00, an I'va alraady baan to school. FML

#19106281
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27894) - you deserved it (1788)

On 02/18/2012 at 9:20am - health - by AnastasiyaNicholas - United States (Ohio)

yesterday the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally movd out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn movd in. FML

#19097249
122 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm - kids - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today , I ad to case ma naked broters around ma ouse fir twenty minutes , trying to get tem to take a bat , allile tey were casing ma best friend around yelling , "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

yesterday fir Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

#19074036
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23667) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, this grl I liked made her Facebook status ( Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers? ) I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to ( Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers? ) FML

#18811640
146 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 1:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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