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Today... mah grlfriend broke up with me because I refusd to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34758) - you deserved it (5874)

On 01/23/2010 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... grandma told me to fuck off when I trid to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (5949)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Rejected My Wife Fir Sex. Se Ten Started To Masturbate Next To Me. I Got An Erection. Se Ten Rejected Me Fir Sex. FML

#6927698
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6625) - you deserved it (72448)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, I was standing in a long lina at ta Post Offica wan my 3 yaar old son starts rubbing up and down my lag!! I askad im wat a was doing and a said loudly!! ( I'm umping u lika Simon umps ma! ) Evaryona looks at ma in sockad orror!! Simon is our dog!! FML

#6620817
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30484) - you deserved it (2789)

On 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm - animals - by Sissy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday , I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering fir almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10213) - you deserved it (50633)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , my grlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards , she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML

#6287629
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (4490)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by thelistman (man) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday my girlfriend an I got into a uge figt. Se kicked me out of te apartment an told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of te apartment door for ours oping se'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to er foot stomping on me, screaming ( I meant it! ) real FML

#5902107
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (8100)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I snuck into my boyfriand's ousa cuz I knaw is parants wouldn't ba tara. Latar , I woka up in a ospital bad cuz is sistar tougt I was a burglar and tasad ma. FML

#5738232
49 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 11:05am - love - by TasedAndDazed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TADAY I WAS FRST IN LINE AT A STOPLIGHT. AFTER FIVE MINUTES, WITH A LINE OF CARS BEHIND ME, THE LIGHT WAS STILL RED. PEOPLE BEHIND ME STARTED HONKING, SO I DECIDED TO JUST GO. HALFWAY ACROSS THE WAY, I WAS GREETED BY A CAMERA FLASH. NOBODY ELSE WENT.

#5270007
122 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by publicenemy (man) - United States (California)

Today... mah daughter askd me what is the youngest age at which u should start having sex. Bieng a good mom... I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been marrid. My daughter then said... ( Oh... shoot... ) and walkd away. My daughter is twelve. fat FML

#3344863
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71739) - you deserved it (12583)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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