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YoUr_ObSeSsIoN
  • Town/Country : Las vegas, U.S xDD
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4260
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About YoUr_ObSeSsIoN : Hi hi~! Im niki =D
I graduated high school. I love music, I listen to mostly rock like disturbed, metallica, ACDC, theory of a deadman...ect, but music is not my life my friends are my life and always will be I care for them as if they were my own family. I live in las vegas and its suppose to be fun and I guess it is if you dont live here and your only here on vacation... xD
Im really optimistic :DDDD I love to make people laugh. Everyone looks better with a smile on their face ^-^

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21567) - you deserved it (74820)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46669) - you deserved it (3937)

On 05/07/2009 at 8:39am - love - by TrulyYours (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey for my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked what it was for. My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together. My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe you should get one for your daughter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81660) - you deserved it (15873)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21101) - you deserved it (41857)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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