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Yngve

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 934
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Yngve : Norwegian male, 14 years old. Do not judge me by my age, however.

Sarcasm, irony, or simply joking are included in my main comments here.

I'm here to try to be a popular commenter.
My favorite commenters: (updates)
iAmNotMyself
DocBastard
iAmScrubs
Flockz
enonymous

I'm around pretty much all the time. ;)
A message is alright. I'll respond.

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Yngve's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 3:07am / United Kingdom / Love

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

by bob / 09/01/2011 at 1:29am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on for 5 hours and the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML

by Beepbeepbeep / 08/31/2011 at 10:50pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

by anti88 / 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

by EwwGross / 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML

by chicoallen / 08/31/2011 at 2:45pm / United States / Work

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

by faceless_sailor8 / 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm / United States / Love

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

by greatdriver...4 / 08/31/2011 at 7:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

by wtf3456 / 08/31/2011 at 5:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love