About Yngve : Norwegian male, 14 years old. Do not judge me by my age, however.
Sarcasm, irony, or simply joking are included in my main comments here.
I'm here to try to be a popular commenter.
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Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States
Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on for 5 hours and the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by Beepbeepbeep (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by EwwGross - United States (New Jersey)
Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 2:45pm - work - by chicoallen - United States
Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States
Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by greatdriver...4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)
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