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Yinzernation87
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 5752
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Yinzernation87 : Im 21 i play ice hockey and xbox. I like the steelers alot and i work in maintenance.

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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

#379076 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (369836) - you deserved it (52417)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinate. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML

#374506 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (22608) - you deserved it (50802)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:55am - misc - by WhatdyaDo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a random pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

#370215 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (42490) - you deserved it (29299)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by textraped (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

#368302 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (54647) - you deserved it (35086)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)