Yessi_Boo

Search for a member

Offline (the 12/11/2014 at 6:46pm)

Yessi_Boo

5Fucked!

Yessi_BooYessi_Boo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2107
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Yessi_Boo : Belly dancer, Miami, 18, Cubana

Yessi_Boo's page activity

Visits<b>windyouthere</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 1:37am<b>AwkwardBookworm</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 2:45am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 5:40am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:55pm<b>MdMan3</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 10:14am<b>hullarms</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 5:30pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:32am<b>powerkeep</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 10:10pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 11:01am<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:17pm<b>cubby___0o</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:54pm<b>SaniK</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:56pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 11:00pm<b>stevethellama</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:43am<b>drshn</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 3:10pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:43pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 10:39pm<b>Jdawg445</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 1:01am

Fucked!<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 5:01pm<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:18pm<b>deachawill</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:15pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 11:08pm<b>kantalita_claire</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:36pm

Yessi_Boo's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of Yessi_Boo's badges

Yessi_Boo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

by roar_shark / 07/10/2009 at 11:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

by ilikeirishducks / 06/19/2009 at 9:51am / Italy / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

by MisterSeth / 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

by ether10 / 06/04/2009 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2009 at 7:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

by Hikara / 04/13/2009 at 9:44am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

by eun / 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

by ohmygoodness / 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML