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Yessi_Boo
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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 May 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 375
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I texted a girl who I had hooked up with the night before to see if she wanted to hang out again. She responded, "I think we should keep it the way it was, before last night." I just met her last night. FML

#1744807
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47224) - you deserved it (11194)

On 05/08/2009 at 7:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

#946704
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123439) - you deserved it (18310)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57804) - you deserved it (8767)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

#185544
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63537) - you deserved it (13062)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm - love - by ohmygoodness (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

#147476
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55761) - you deserved it (6610)

On 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by lifesux17 (woman) - United States (New York)

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