Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 10/12/2015 at 6:49am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1142
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Yeshua : [Not]Boobs.[/Not]

Yeshua's page activity

Visits<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:16pm<b>cameron6731</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:17am<b>liv1222</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 5:21pm<b>LeBandit</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:49pm<b>Doubtful_Judge</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:02pm<b>jjm77</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:48am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:41pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 1:11am<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 5:49pm<b>CateriusV</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 9:10am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 12:20am<b>dude_itskayley</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 2:37am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 12:17pm<b>cassandra11</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 9:43pm<b>Googolman</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 12:55am<b>A_Rabid_Dear</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 1:42pm<b>deusetnatura</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 3:15am<b>Mindset</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 11:27pm

Fucked!<b>jjm77</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:48am

Yeshua's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of Yeshua's badges

Yeshua's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25763) - you deserved it (45761)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (6496)

On 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45291) - you deserved it (6386)

On 06/28/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Puzzlepiece - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42478) - you deserved it (3759)

On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44339) - you deserved it (16599)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (62277) - you deserved it (6481)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38289) - you deserved it (8864)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70417) - you deserved it (35714)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43128) - you deserved it (10001)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (758621) - you deserved it (62267)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: