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Today, I finally found the courage to tell my drug addict husband that I'm leaving him. He sat in his chair, denying using drugs, ever. Right after he said this, he passed out and spilled hot coffee on himself. He then denied spilling the coffee. As I was leaving, he took all of my shoes. FML
by stacyyvonne / 10/06/2011 at 10:53pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by kewtness_17 / 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, the boys who sit at my math table decided it would be funny to throw broken pencils at my boobs to see if they were real. They did this the entire class period. I have to work with this group for the rest of the school year. FML
by hellokitty133 / 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, after 4 months of no family contact while deployed in the military, I receive an email from my mother. Attached was a picture of a toilet full of green shit, with a message from my mom saying, "Seen neon poo before? Thought I would share!" FML
by btchzloveit / 09/29/2011 at 8:27am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Miscellaneous
by Jeimaiku / 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by AnDroidZ_BabY / 09/11/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
by sadddddd / 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health
Today, at work, I met a new client for the first time. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk beforehand and spend the whole appointment telling me about his 9 inch "drill bit." I have to try and find this guy a job. FML
by grossedout / 09/08/2011 at 2:34am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to…