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YdoIhaveAchode
  • Town/Country : in the middle of the desert, Nevada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2718
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About YdoIhaveAchode : I'm a nice guy who enjoys PS3, marijuana & skateboarding.

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Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21584) - you deserved it (1288)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

#1913
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21925) - you deserved it (3685)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13841) - you deserved it (2866)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6799) - you deserved it (19117)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9002) - you deserved it (67164)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (2902)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14570) - you deserved it (2850)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41071) - you deserved it (22517)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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