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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5411
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About YdoIhaveAchode : I'm a nice guy who enjoys PS3, marijuana & skateboarding.

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Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27256) - you deserved it (4200)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22822) - you deserved it (4330)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10994) - you deserved it (27052)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12787) - you deserved it (77914)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35978) - you deserved it (3605)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23182) - you deserved it (4471)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML


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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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