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by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Health
by mortifiedgrandchild / 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm / United States / Love
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
by arrowtopatella / 12/24/2011 at 12:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by kaipodable / 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
by Une Fille / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
- Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own… Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me… Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved…