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by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
by home owner / 08/20/2010 at 2:14am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Single / 08/19/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
by Anonymous / 08/16/2010 at 1:14am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by jacko / 08/15/2010 at 5:47am / Reserved / Work
by Widowmaker / 08/09/2010 at 12:03am / Miscellaneous
by missalexa / 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
Today, my husband left for a two-week trip. Last night he gave the dog a treat of steak fat and gristle. My treat? I am on bed rest with my pregnancy and helpless to stop the rancid dog farts that are silent and smell like a burning septic tank exploded. FML
by fartingdogprego / 07/23/2010 at 9:18am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Intimacy
by thesadone / 07/03/2010 at 2:49am / United States (California) / Geek
by Annakins / 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
by Anonymous / 06/05/2010 at 6:36am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Allie / 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…