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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4368
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About YdoIhaveAchode : I'm a nice guy who enjoys PS3, marijuana & skateboarding.

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I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was taking a shower 4 the first time in new apartment!! The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto head while spraying water everywhere!! I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot!! FML

#12638821
96 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by home owner - United States (New York)

Today..!! Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me!! He Also Decided The Best Way To End Our Relationship Was To Kill Me An Our Virtual Child On The Sims 3 By Setting Us On Fire!! FML

#12617958
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36682) - you deserved it (6290)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)

Today, I cummd home to a dead fish duct-tapd to the wall of my dorm room !! I can't reach it !! FML

#12566146
118 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, fir mah mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, mah mom an her boyfriend decidd to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward fir me an mah friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard mah friend going to town on herself. real FML

#12552368
239 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

2day mah Platoon Sergeant caught me unshavd, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

#12535348
285 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 5:47am - work - by jacko (man) - Reserved

Today, I told mah father I registerd fir the Marines, and that I'm leaving fir bootcamp next week. He askd if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML

#12401273
75 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by Widowmaker - Sent from mobile version

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discoverd the towel I grabbd off the rack had drid poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's brthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

#12288946
161 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

#12226280
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (6430)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

TODAY , MY HUSBAND LEFT FIR A TWO-WEEK TRIP. LAST NIGHT HE GAVE THE DOG A TREAT OF STEAK FAT AND GRISTLE. MY TREAT? I AM ON BD REST WITH MY PREGNANCY AND HELPLESS TO STOP THE RANCID DOG FARTS THAT ARE SILENT AND SMELL LIKE A BURNING SEPTIC TANK EXPLODD. FML

Today,hile getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

#12051058
195 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I raalizd tat ta bast and most antartaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was raalizing my nipplas work on ta touc scraan of my iPona. FML

#11628877
289 comments

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On 07/03/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by thesadone - United States (California)

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to mah son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. big fat FML

#11011756
200 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me to mention it. Feeling bad 4 her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, an even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, an I was the only one in our office invited. FML

#10983443
105 comments

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On 06/05/2010 at 6:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, ( I need a nap, ) but my iPhone changed it to ( I need anal. ) I sent it. FML

#10945520
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44590) - you deserved it (24515)

On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)



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