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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3792
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About YdoIhaveAchode : I'm a nice guy who enjoys PS3, marijuana & skateboarding.

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Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27565) - you deserved it (9168)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27242) - you deserved it (4934)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML

#13621089
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14672) - you deserved it (31275)

On 10/27/2010 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

#13527563
102 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

#13496435
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (4814)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:27am - work - by ktwithaq (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35862) - you deserved it (20926)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (4631)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

#13291298
149 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

#13268131
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23799) - you deserved it (3424)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML

#13257198
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (3941)

On 09/29/2010 at 11:17pm - animals - by peepee. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38128) - you deserved it (12386)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
231 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

#12816242
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34177) - you deserved it (6294)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

#12812142
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (6479)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML

#12797792
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27970) - you deserved it (4542)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Matt - Canada (British Columbia)



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