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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4372
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About YdoIhaveAchode : I'm a nice guy who enjoys PS3, marijuana & skateboarding.

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Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done,hen I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

#14634381
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9861) - you deserved it (30966)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today..!! I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard u can't help but shit in yur trousers!! My boyfriend is currently staying over..!! too!! FML

#14458988
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26598) - you deserved it (2662)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, My Husband's Old Fraternity Brother Cummed To Visit. He Fell Out Of His Car, Puked, Then Passed Out Drunk In Our Driveway. We Got Him To The Bathroomhere He Fell Asleep. He Woke Up At 4am, Wandered Around The House Naked, Pooped In My Trash Can, Then Passed Out Again. FML

#14445248
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (3532)

On 01/02/2011 at 11:14pm - misc - by Kristin (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me fir the very frst time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
179 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42040) - you deserved it (8774)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, wile on my oneymoon wit my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to te ligts in our room. As tings progressed, te noise of our love making triggered te ligts on and off repeatedly. Se began to laug and we ended up just calling it an early nigt. FML

#14234823
125 comments

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On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML

#14187537
224 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY , I WOKE UP TO AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT ON MY CAR. IT WAS A NICELY WRAPPD BOX CONTAINING A DEAD BIRD , A HALF EATEN SANDWICH , AN A NOTE READING "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." THIS WILL PROBABLY BE MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. MY NAME IS LUKE.

#14183645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25682) - you deserved it (2004)

On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was trying to go to sleep wen I eard my sister come ome from te bar. I fell asleep an woke up an our later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I askd er wat se was doing an se said ( I'm peieng. ) FML

#14117268
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28772) - you deserved it (2369)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:08am - work - by jessefonsexy. (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decidd to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closd my eyes 4 a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep 4 the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concernd. FML

#14109722
110 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted im to cook me scrambled eggs wit sausage 4 breakfast. Wen I said yes , e pulled out is junk , an started saking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35596) - you deserved it (9660)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, aftar waaks of ma girlfriand talling ma to ba romantic, I dacidd to maka a romantic bat for us, complata wit oil bat baads. Aftar wa gat raady to taka ta bat, sa puts ar and in ta watar an says sa won't gat it bacausa 'it faals slimy'. I anjoyd a romantic bat alona. FML

#13978523
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (3479)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:55pm - love - by TheCrackerNinja - United States (Texas)

Today, mah boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternatd between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

#13962555
134 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (10924)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)



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