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YayItsYasmine

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 764
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About YayItsYasmine : Professional faggot, Monstercat fangirl, digital artist and taken by my Irish bitch.

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YayItsYasmine's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

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189 comments

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34712) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57174) - you deserved it (7800)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:37pm - love - by lonelyboy101 (man) - United States (California)



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