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Yarrachel

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  • Number of comments : 225
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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68886) - you deserved it (7750)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

#13235832
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38493) - you deserved it (3011)

On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

#13167101
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28609) - you deserved it (2553)

On 09/23/2010 at 5:59am - misc - by annoyed - United States (California)

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

#13158291
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41717) - you deserved it (3452)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, after weeks of allowing my parents to borrow money, I got a check for $2000. I took it to the bank only to find out it was fake. FML

#13094289
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26368) - you deserved it (2893)

On 09/18/2010 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my ex-boyfriend's mother came up to me at school, yelling and causing a scene in front of everyone for breaking her son's heart. We broke up over a year ago because he was cheating on me. FML

#13073501
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34495) - you deserved it (2138)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm - love - by whatabitch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

#13072362
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28342) - you deserved it (3707)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:17am - health - by gretel (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML

#13008044
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25304) - you deserved it (1945)

On 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML

#12989156
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (4107)

On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

#12948650
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32543) - you deserved it (4747)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35495) - you deserved it (3795)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML

#12472098
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26349) - you deserved it (8448)

On 08/12/2010 at 4:07am - misc - by antisocial (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

#12348223
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42877) - you deserved it (5085)

On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73437) - you deserved it (4245)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

#12203978
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37246) - you deserved it (5144)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:34am - love - by Tree (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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