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by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
by Jake / 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by annoyed / 09/23/2010 at 5:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/18/2010 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Money
by whatabitch / 09/16/2010 at 12:23pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
by gretel / 09/16/2010 at 9:17am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/10/2010 at 10:56am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML
by drew / 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by carless / 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I told my parents that I wasn't feeling very social and up for company. How do they try to make me feel better? By inviting a whole bunch of people I don't know to a pool party at my house. They said I should face my fears. I'm now in my room, hiding. FML
by antisocial / 08/12/2010 at 4:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
by ditched?? / 08/06/2010 at 5:05am / United States / Love
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
by Broken / 08/03/2010 at 8:11am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Love
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I helped a man with a neck brace get on the bus. I fell asleep, only to wake up later on to… Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I… Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from…