Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Yarrachel

Offline (the 06/17/2014 at 5:57pm) | Search for a member

Yarrachel

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10001
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Yarrachel's page activity

Visits<b>agreatname</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 5:49pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:01am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 3:28pm<b>Klima</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 2:51pm<b>snazman</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 12:06am<b>allie2590</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 8:01am<b>TanzWolf</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 4:08pm<b>vanessa_tranz</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 10:54pm<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 7:50pm<b>gingerJ</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 12:52pm<b>RandomPrius</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 11:51pm<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 6:46pm<b>paraphony</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 4:25pm<b>Barack_Brobama</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 10:18am<b>Thales_</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 6:03am<b>billionair11</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 7:57pm<b>garebear61</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 10:07pm<b>Zoey_M</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 4:16am

Yarrachel's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of Yarrachel's badges

Yarrachel's favorite FMLs

Today, my Facebook was hacked. The hacker messaged all my online friends, explaining that "I" was overseas, had run out of money and needed help. Not one person cared enough to respond. I guess the hacker picked the wrong target. FML

#16543597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (4338)

On 06/07/2011 at 8:10am - money - by Username - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

#16377162
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26353) - you deserved it (3290)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

#16342840
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44705) - you deserved it (4736)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49465) - you deserved it (4147)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42373) - you deserved it (5071)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48961) - you deserved it (9068)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31077) - you deserved it (11510)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19126) - you deserved it (29526)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

#15833979
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37539) - you deserved it (7884)

On 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm - love - by alissa_roar - United States

Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

#15721476
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24552) - you deserved it (10433)

On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

#15710097
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13481) - you deserved it (42572)

On 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

#15681231
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (4392)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm - work - by Dave (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

#15669664
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39227) - you deserved it (6654)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML

#15665104
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36989) - you deserved it (3175)

On 04/06/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by HM (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

#15448287
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35782) - you deserved it (6299)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:38pm - money - by Username - United States (Tennessee)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: