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Yarrachel

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  • Number of visits : 9541
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41861) - you deserved it (6361)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a customer scream, rant, and bitch me out because the pictures she took with her own camera came out blurry. My manager took her side. FML

#17010125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32938) - you deserved it (2417)

On 07/07/2011 at 2:23am - work - by photo grunt - United States (Indiana)

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

#17009779
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38012) - you deserved it (2951)

On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35472) - you deserved it (3126)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51112) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

#16929999
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (3160)

On 07/01/2011 at 12:15am - health - by nico (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

#16929999
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (3160)

On 07/01/2011 at 12:15am - health - by nico (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

#16927788
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (2396)

On 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML

#16921062
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32292) - you deserved it (3750)

On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

#16697911
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28986) - you deserved it (3159)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

#16605996
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38000) - you deserved it (5652)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by mbesameh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

#16605766
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42204) - you deserved it (3224)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Mirorbo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

#16605468
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42276) - you deserved it (3377)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:47am - love - by Username - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49076) - you deserved it (6434)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States



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