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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs
Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML
by dirk855 / 01/18/2009 at 5:29am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
by bbns / 01/14/2009 at 6:57am / Germany (Hessen) / Love
by noname / 01/14/2009 at 1:33am / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Love
by Plush / 01/13/2009 at 11:43am / Work
by Charly / 01/05/2009 at 1:16am / Love
by sly / 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm / Kids
- Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding… Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me… Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…