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Yarrachel

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Yarrachel

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  • Number of visits : 14175
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26413) - you deserved it (2147)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

#1083
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23443) - you deserved it (2547)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:57am - love - by bbns - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28681) - you deserved it (2487)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML

#1030
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23354) - you deserved it (2564)

On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25457) - you deserved it (3178)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (3545)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36889) - you deserved it (4122)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version



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