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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs
Today, I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all my friends, co-workers, and exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down and wanted to throw me a surprise 'moving in' party. FML
by TrailerTrash / 03/20/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/20/2009 at 5:03pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said "...you know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML
by StephD / 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Francoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Francoise. FML
by Francoise3 / 03/18/2009 at 9:02am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
by twit / 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML
by chessgeeksam / 03/14/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. 30 minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML
by ohboy / 03/05/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
by Damn_her / 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
by noway6000 / 03/03/2009 at 11:49am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother was re-enrolling me in school so she was required to fill out some paper work. Later, she asks me, "What does Caucasian mean?". I ask, "Why?". Apparently she didn't recognize the word so she checked "other" and wrote in "white". FML
by buryuntime / 03/03/2009 at 12:37am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Vahootie / 03/02/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Louisiana) / Money
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML
by groomfail / 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, my boss said he was giving me a significant raise. After he requested the payroll department to raise my salary they informed him he needed to fill out a one-sheet form. He took my raise away because he didn't want to fill out that sheet. FML
by anabolic / 02/27/2009 at 6:05pm / United States (Washington) / Work