Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Yarrachel

Offline (the 06/17/2014 at 5:57pm) | Search for a member

Yarrachel

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9340
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Yarrachel's page activity

Visits<b>Tankkiller308</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 6:46pm<b>paraphony</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 4:25pm<b>Barack_Brobama</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 10:18am<b>Thales_</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 6:03am<b>billionair11</b> - the 06/16/2014 at 7:57pm<b>garebear61</b> - the 05/09/2014 at 10:07pm<b>Zoey_M</b> - the 05/03/2014 at 4:16am<b>BicBoi996</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 5:52pm<b>violetsweety</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 10:47pm<b>losechester</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 2:15pm<b>kimeatszombies</b> - the 04/08/2014 at 9:51pm<b>RabbidIbanez</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 7:22pm<b>helloimnutt</b> - the 03/12/2014 at 5:04am<b>regenerate</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 11:41am<b>john_smth</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 10:17pm<b>monisv</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 6:32pm<b>noobienick</b> - the 02/23/2014 at 4:25pm<b>nubbles10</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 3:01pm

Yarrachel's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of Yarrachel's badges

Yarrachel's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

#3028643
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52605) - you deserved it (12385)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home and found my desk devoid of all paper. Turned out my mom dropped by and wanted to surprise me by cleaning up my work area. She threw away over 7 months worth of irreplaceable original sketches, notes and storylines, thinking they were worthless. My job is a full-time artist. FML

#2701716
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63146) - you deserved it (3262)

On 06/07/2009 at 8:17pm - work - by Kilika (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

#2524012
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43916) - you deserved it (21774)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:18am - kids - by failbaby (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

#2447996
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56948) - you deserved it (2797)

On 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm - love - by anoymus (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

#2339786
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50797) - you deserved it (4695)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

#2268591
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17469) - you deserved it (48592)

On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

#2268591
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17469) - you deserved it (48592)

On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

#2268591
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17469) - you deserved it (48592)

On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

#2268591
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17469) - you deserved it (48592)

On 05/25/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by AquaRevolver (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

#1958441
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38781) - you deserved it (6194)

On 05/15/2009 at 7:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I flew home from college to see my parents. Later I found the expensive painting and hand-made necklace I mailed to my mom for mother's day while taking out the trash. FML

#1877583
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56325) - you deserved it (2668)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

#1845741
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84693) - you deserved it (9970)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I called my mom while she was out of town and confessed how I have been depressed lately and thinking suicidal thoughts. After my long sob story, she took a breath and said, "OK, just make sure you don't forget to take the dogs out." FML

#1836224
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52182) - you deserved it (5035)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:21am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for mother's day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

#1807099
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62353) - you deserved it (3692)

On 05/10/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)



FML's blog

  • Freaks's Illustrated FML
  • What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused all of a sudden. There's definitely…

Friday 1 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: