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Yarrachel's favorite FMLs
Today, after selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car". They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance. FML
by thanksforthat / 08/10/2009 at 3:05pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
by Ducati / 08/09/2009 at 10:13pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
by gtrs750 / 08/09/2009 at 9:48am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by redbluegreen / 08/09/2009 at 5:26am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2009 at 8:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
by whatismydadthinking / 08/06/2009 at 4:45am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 8:47pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by frustrated / 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML
by TMI / 08/05/2009 at 3:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 11:21am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 8:02am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
by dumb / 08/03/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by mandy / 07/31/2009 at 9:51pm / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
by vanguardwiley / 07/24/2009 at 2:40am / United States (Illinois) / Love